8x12 inch METALLIC PHOTOGRAPH - $30 (New Orleans)
do not wear your pajamas to the store
remember to brush your hair
even though it wont help.
you’ll still look like shit
Ladies, this is how men refer to women while trying to get into their pants.
For example: “I’m going out with my imaginary friend tonight, maybe she’ll finally give it up and let me know she’s real.”
Don’t be that imaginary friend.
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